PATHS TO ENLIGHTMENT!!!

Are you lost, wandering in a psychic wilderness, searching for your true "inner self?" Try some of these things listed below. Many of these terms have crept into our lexicon, integrating with our Collective Unconscious, within the current generation, resulting in a psychic metaframe of the shape of things today:

Acupuncture, Age of Aquarius, alchemy, alien abduction, altered states, ankh, aromatherapy, astral projection, astrology, atheism, Atlantis, aura, Ayervedic, Bagavad Gita, Bermuda Triangle, biorhythms, black magick, black mass, Brahman, chakras, channeling, chi, clairvoyance, coven, The Craft, crop circles, crystals, cult, curses, demonology, divination, druids, ESP, evolution, Existentialism, The Exorcist, fairies, Feng Shui, Gaia, Gnosticism, Goth, gris-gris, guru, Hale-Bopp comet, Humanism, horoscope, Harmonic Convergence, I-Ching, idolatry, Irisology, karma, Krishna Consciousness, LaVey, Lestat, levitation, magnets, Maharishi, mantra, Maya, medium, meridians, Mesmerism, metaphysical, Modernism, mojo, Monoism, mysticism, mythology, Necromancy, Neopaganism, New World Order, Nirvana, Numerology, OM, Oneness, One Unified Religion, out-of-body experience, paganism, palmistry, Pantheism, paranormal, past-life regression, pentagram, Phrenology, poltergeists, Post-Modernism, prana, primordial soup, prophecy, psychic hot-line, pyramids, occult, Quija, Reflexology, reincarnation, ritual sacrifice, Rosemary’s Baby, Roswell, runes, Satori, Shamanism, Sheiva, sorcery, spells, Stonhenge, Sufi, Tai Chi, talisman, Tantra, Tarot, TCM, the Third Eye, Transcendental Meditation, UFOlogy, Urantia, vampirism, Vishnu, voodoo, white magick, Wicca, The X-Files, yantra, Yin & Yang, Yoga, ZEN…

And of course, "May the Farce be with you!”